Oh Noooooo, Not Another Year!
Here are my predictions for 2010.
- Alabama will win the NCAA Football Championship. It they don’t, Texas will. A little prescience, here.
- Tiger Woods will run as a Democrat for the US Senate. He will get extra points for employing hookers in his campaign.
- Harry Reid will be caught in bed with Nancy Pelosi. OOPS! Maybe that has already happened.
- Jimmy Carter will write another book, “How An Idiot From South Georgia Can Become President”.
- Mitt Romney will convert to atheism because a Mormon just can’t be elected to the Presidency.
- Robert Byrd, US Senator from West Virginia, will be found crawling on his hands and knees looking for his marbles.
- The New York Yankees will be in the World Series with some other team.
- Former Illinois Governor Blogojevich will produce pictures of Barack Obama, Bill Ayers, and the Reverend Wright frolicking naked in bed.
- Joe Biden will have another drink.
- Record cold temperatures world-wide will be blamed on global warming.
Remember, you heard it here, first.
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Probably some will come true.
Some of the things that happened in 2009 are better stories than the ones you have above!
11. Newt Gingrich will kick off his 2012 Presidential Campaign by introducing a proposal to repeal the 13th & 14th Amendments because that’s the way the God and the Founding Fathers discovered America.
Your blog is now safely confined to a gadget on the right fringe (fringe right?) of my iGoogle page.
“MRB January 4, 2010 at 8:46 am
11. Newt Gingrich will kick off his 2012 Presidential Campaign by introducing a proposal to repeal the 13th & 14th Amendments because that’s the way the God and the Founding Fathers discovered America.”
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Yeah, That Ole’ Newt is something, ain’t he. The hardest amendments to appeal are those that were never written, nor anticipated by the founding fathers, like abortion and granting citizen’s rights to enemy combatants.
“Your blog is now safely confined to a gadget on the right fringe (fringe right?) of my iGoogle page.”
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Is this like being banished, muffled, stifled, mashed and censored?
“Tiger Woods will run as a Democrat for the US Senate.”
Now that i can believe, i’m surprised he isn’t a long standing member of the party.
Hope you weren’t too put off by my post about India, i have put up another one, please do read it, there is a lot to like about it.
Tiger may be a long-standing member of the Democratic Party as he was asked by the President-elect to speak at a venue celebrating the impending inauguration of the first black President. Tiger spoke about the military of the US and didn’t even mention BO. Hmmm, it didn’t make the news. Now that he has properly sullied his name in the eyes of the American public, he’s probably electable to a lot of liberals. Didn’t stop Ted Kennedy from winning over and over again.